Today’s “Good Grief” files

Naked runners face registering as sex offenders
Twelve of the runners who streaked the Pearl Street Mall on Friday night wearing nothing but pumpkins on their heads will have to register as sex offenders if they are convicted of indecent exposure.
The 10th year of the Naked Pumpkin Run started as usual — with laughter, beer and [...]

Cynicism

Watching E.T. earlier today, it occurred to me that I have more trouble believing federal agents would be as kind as Peter Coyote’s character if E.T. actually came to earth than I have trouble believing E.T. would come to earth in the first place.

Quote of the Day

From Arnold Kling’s Economists with Pseudo-Knowledge:
…the economics profession for the past thirty years instead focused on producing stochastic calculus porn to satisfy young men’s urge for mathematical masturbation.

The Things He Carried

I know.  I’ve been silent.  But I’ve been busy and too cranky to write.  Rather than unleashing any number of vitriolic rants here, I’ve instead spent my precious free time being, well, uncharacteristically domestic.  I’ve gotten back into cooking—baked an apple pie, sliced strawberries for freezing, among other tasks—and puttered around my house organizing things [...]

QOTD

Today’s Quote Of The Day:
It is increasingly sickening to observe rudeness and unsportsmanlike attitude and speech (in the guise of “free speech”) and to see it go unchecked by the school authorities as well as law enforcement agencies. Free speech does not give anyone the right to use offensive language, whether in private or public.
Fuck [...]

Subprime funnies

Too funny.

Well-rested

Vacation does this to me.  I have absolutely no desire to return my attention to work-related crap.  Or politics.  Or anything negative, really.
Suffice to say, I had a BLAST on this trip.  After the insane hours I’ve been putting in at the office, I had the benefit using them for two weeks of R&R away [...]

One True Path

I’ve been having trouble organizing my thoughts lately.  Maybe it’s that I’m spread too thin with an excessively long To Do list and a fair number of personal and professional commitments, but I think it’s more than that.
I’m seeing a lot of talk-talk in pro-freedom circles lately that, for many reasons, is driving me away [...]

Saving the world from competition, one business at a time

Today I’m reading one of my RSS feeds, and I come across this headline:
Police raid auto shop in search of forged parts
So I’m wondering what kind of crime, exactly, is alleged to have been committed here?  The headline makes it sound like he’s being accused of producing knock-offs.

“The investigation comes as the culmination of a [...]

I don’t want to go on the cart!

I’m not dead yet.
I’ve just been working an obscene amount of time at the office lately.  No, I’m not doing it because I’m a workaholic, or because I’m a control freak who can’t bear to give work up, or anything like that.  In fact, I’ve had to do semantic cartwheels to convince my boss and [...]